This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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