shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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