I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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