I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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