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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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