I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
