You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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