worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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