at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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