I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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