one word: firstdatebathroomanal
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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