butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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