you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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