I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Drake has all the answers
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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