This girl is more easily done than said...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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