I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
