whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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