No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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