can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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