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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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