True but thats because hes a fetus.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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