Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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