if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
