No, you can still breathe under the balls.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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