somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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