This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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