Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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