You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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