i just google imaged poop.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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