...so i touched it.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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