This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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