It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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