dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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