I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize