Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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