Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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