in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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