We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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