Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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