bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
be right there i have to get my cape
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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