Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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