I smell stomach acid.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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