"it" just moved
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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