yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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