Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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