Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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