brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Someone shit on the floor
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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