As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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