Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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