You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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