Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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