Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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